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Thursday, May 5, 2011

No Love: 10 Moms That Don’t Deserve Sh*t For Mother’s Day


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We’ve already taken the time to celebrate Mother’s Day to look at stars that love their moms, but enough of the mushy stuff. Let’s take a moment to look at 10 moms that should be on Mother’s Day probation.

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Debbie Nelson
Child – Eminem

Em has made a living talking about how bad his mother has been. She used to drug him and let him get beaten. Then she wrote a tell all book dissing him the whole way. NO gift for you!
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Momma D
Child – Lil Scrappy

Instead of letting old love go away, Momma D (yes, that’s what she’s called) has been throwing shots at Diamond and Soulja Boy and acting like a damn hoodrat. Calm it down. At least Waka Flocka’s mom knows how to keep it together.

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Dina Lohan
Child – Lindsay Loco

Dina, your kid is going to the clink more than T.I. and you’ve basically said it was all her fault without trying to help. Maybe trying to milk her for all of her millions as a kid just to get your career on the roll had a teensy weensy bit to do with it.
 
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Gloria James
Child – LeBron

Being a good mom for Lebron is easy: watch him make millions. All you have to do is not bang his teammates or go to jail days before the playoffs. That’s it. How hard can that be?

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Sarah Palin
Kids – All of the Palins

Poor kids have to deal with a…special…mom that embarrasses them at every turn. Then the whole thing with her using her daughter’s pregnancy as another publicity push for her election was pretty disturbing. Let’s also add the fact that her youngest child is rumored to actually be her daughter’s and you got a big ol’ batch of bad momma going on in Alaska.

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Bristol Palin
Kids – Little Special Palin

Bristol isn’t any better, basically holding her baby daddy at gunpoint to make him stay. Their whole family dynamic is jacked up. She went around preaching about teenage moms, then made tons of money doing it. Whoops.

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Jaid Barrymore
Child – Drew Barrymore

She’s one of the most notoriously bad moms in celebrity history. Barrymore took her daughter to Studio 54 to drink and watch blowies before she could even walk. She knew what coke looked like before she knew how to spell her name. That’s impressive, mom.
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Christina Aguilera
She isn’t necessarily doing anything bad to her kids…but she sure broke up the family by skipping town to get some man meat from outside of the home. Maybe her guilt is why she was f*cking up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.

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Britney Spears
C’mon Brit Brat. She went crazy, drove them around without seatbelts and all that. But what’s worse? Allowing Kevin Federline to procreate. That’s the worst deed in society’s history. Those kids have their work cut out for them in life.

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