A Woman’s Guide For USING THE BATHROOM At Your Man’s House

The homie SpokenReasons made a hilarious video about what happens when a woman takes a dump at her man’s crib. The video is hilarious and off the chain, now here is where I come in to help. A while back one of my internet friends sent me these tips, so in case you’re ever in a situation where you need to go. You now have help.

Put Some Water On It – I’m thinking a female would have to be rotten on the inside not to take a crap at her man’s. So I suggest flushing the toilet after each turd drops. Woooshhh, just make sure to check his water pressure first, the last thing you want is for that one brick to remain floating.

Bring Candles & Spray – you’ve heard it before… Light a match, burn some candles and spray. Crapping is natural we all do it, but if you don’t want your man to know that your poo smells worst than a linebacker for the Falcons than hide it with Fabreeze.

Rub A Dub Dub – Shower Steam tends to help dilute the smell, so turn on the shower and crap and then clean your booty. Your man won’t know you’re pooting, he’ll just think you’re taking a long shower.

Send Him To The Store - If you still can’t go with him there, then send him to the store, tell him you need some pads and can’t move or something and while he’s gone drop your load quicker than a clumsy UPS delivery man

Taking a crap is normal and most men will actually like you more for it, unless you stop up his toilet like that dude w/ the Mike Tyson neck did in House Party. Oh yeah first thing to do when you get to your man’s house is flush the toilet and check the water pressure. You don’t want one of the little ones to come back and visit you… if you know what I mean.