10 Signs Your Friend Is A Hood Rat

1) Nikki Minaj is her idol and everything she writes or types or says ends in “Barbie”
                            
2) She considers herself a “Ryde or Die Bytch” and spells it EXACTLY like that too….


                                                                                                                                   


3) She does name brand OVERLOAD then has the nerve to look in the mirror and say “Oh YOU fancy huh???
                              
4) She thinks dating a man whose been to jail for assault and battery twice isn’t that bad…..and leaves her daughter over his house
                      
5) She thinks “high model” posing is always crotched down with the ass poking out for a Facebook Profile
                       
6) Her Facebook name is something like Myra GetMoneyHo Wilson but she works at Burger King……….
                        
7) She went to Everest College for the 8 month program AND STILL DIDN’T FINISH….
                            
8) Her child calls her  Great Grandma “Mommy”, her Grandma by her first first name, and the actual mother by her nickname……………
                        
9) She does shit to her nails you wouldn’t DREAM of doing…………..
                      
10) They think that Grey Goose, Malibu Rum, or Ciroc Coconut only go with Pineapple Juice………………

This post is strictly for laughs....if you get offended....then my job is done.