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Friday, September 23, 2011

Are YOU A Sidepiece But Don't Know It????


By: Eden Hansom
Once again, I must shed some little into you simple b*tches because some of y’all are side pieces and don’t even know it. It’s okay though, I’m here to help. Don’t thank me….it’s what I do.
                                       
You are a side piece if you two only text and the ONLY time he calls is when he’s standing outside of your door and it’s 11 p.m. at night.
                                      
He’ll avoid you all night if you two are out at the same social event and THEN come up and chat with you when it’s time to go…hopefully back to his place or yours.
                                      
The ONLY friend that you’ve seen him with is his friend that you met at the bar, club, lounge, etc. THAT my friends, is his wingman.
                                      
When the moon is out is when you can expect to hear from him. That’s when he’s always thinking about you. Don’t you feel special?
                                      
He would love to hang out with you but he’s too busy during the day. Maybe you two can go out for dinner and then do what ever you like after that. -__-
                                      
You’re out when him and his fellas are too. They see you, they’re talking about you, he cuts you a look and approaches you like he’s the man. If you eat that sh*t up YOU DESERVE TO BE THE SIDE PIECE.
So if any of these things fall into your character……you are side piece honey!

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